funny cool computer tricks

Hai friends all the internet tricks that i have posted works good in firefox browser..

wanna hear your computer speak whatever whatever you type,,,

guys just follow the listed bullets,,,,

• open your notepad
• copy and paste the javascript coded below

Dim message, sapi

message=InputBox("Hai this is SUNIL PM what do you want ur computer to speak?","for more tricks visit sunil-pm.hubpages.com")

Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")

sapi.Speak message

• save your file with name you wish followed by the extenssion ".vbs"
• the file will be saved under the documents folder,double click the file
• enter the text

hear and enjoy your computer speak,,,,,,,,,

wanna see your computer dance through its LED's for your trans,,,

just follow the listed bullets,,,,

• open your notepad
• copy and paste the javascript coded below

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"

wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"

wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"

loop

• save the with the name you wish followed by the extenssion ".vbs"

double click your file and enjoy seeing your computer dance,,,,,,,,,

this stuff will blow your brains offffffff,,,,,,

Remember the airbus that was used to attack the world Trade Centre?

The airbus number was Q33N.

• open your Notepad,
• click on format select font, increase the font size to 72, and change the font style to 'wingdings'.
• type the number of the airbus Q33N.

wiered but interestig!!!!!!!!!!!!

wanna shake your browser,,,

just follow the listed bullets,,,

• copy and paste the javascript coded below in ur browsers address bar
• javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i–) {for (j = n; j > 0; j–) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)
• watch your browser shake like a belly dancer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

just follow the listed bullets

• open the site you like
• copy and paste the javascript coded below in your browser

javascript:var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');

s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);

s.src='http://erkie.github.com/asteroids.min.js';void(0);

• click enter,a triangle will appear
• use W,A,D keys to move the triangle,and spacebar to fire the contents in your webpage,,

just follow the listed bullets,,,,

• open any webpage
• copy and paste the javascript coded below in your browser

javascript:while(1){alert('hai this is sunil pm i have blocked this website better end the task orelse i will screew your computer!!!!!!!!!!')}

• click enter,and enjoy

1. u cant create a folder named 'con'
2. open the microsoft word,type =rand(200,99) and click enter

even miscroft is not 100%perfect...

follow thw listed bullets,

• right click on recycle bin
• select properties from the menu
• recycle bin properties will appear,unmark the display delete dialog box at the bottom
• click apply and then ok button

guys just follow the listed bullets,

• copy and paste the javascript coded below in ur browsers address bar

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

• hit enter,and see the pictures in that webpage fly around the screen!!!!!!!!!!

follow the listed bullets,

• open ur notepad
• copy and paste the code written below

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\CLSID\{20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-A2D8-08002B30309D}\shell\Registry Editor]
@="Your Name Or Name of the Application"
[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\CLSID\{20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-A2D8-08002B30309D}\shell\Registry Editor\command]
@="Location Of The Application"

• save it as '.reg'

then edit that document

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\CLSID\{20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-A2D8-08002B30309D}\shell\Registry Editor]
@="sunil"

u can write the name you wish

• if u want to run any application,once you click your name

type the location of the apllication that you want ur name to open

eg:

[HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\CLSID\{20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-A2D8-08002B30309D}\shell\Registry Editor\command]
@="c:Program Files\microsoft games\chess\chess.exe"

u can write the location u wish

NOTE: This code is related to windows registry it may freak out ur computer,,,am not responsible for any losses,try this trick at ur own risk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys just follow the listed bullets,

• copy and paste the javascript coded below in ur browsers address bar

javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

• edit the page and enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!

follow the listed bullets,

• copy and paste the javascript coded below in ur browsers address bar

javascript: alert(11110000-1008990);

• you can write any numbers inside that paranthesis
• hit enter and yo are displayed with ur answer!!!!!!

follow the listed bullets.

• open ur notepad
• copy and paste the code given below

@ echo off
title Virus
echo hai this is sunil pm your system is affected by virus
PAUSE
echo:
echo wait Windows is tryin to troubleshoot
PAUSE
echo:
echo sorry buddy i did not allow ur windows to do that !
PAUSE
echo:
echo ha ha wooooo Your system is corrupt
PAUSE

• save it by the name you wish followed by the extenssion '.bat'

double click the file,ur fake virus is ativated

dont worry it will not harm ur computer!!!!!!

follow the listed bullets

• open ur notepad
• copy and paste the code given below

@echo off
msg * ALERT MESSAGE
msg * HI THIS IS SUNIL PM VIRUS ENTERED YOUR PC

• save the file by the name you wish followed by the extenssion ".bat"
• double click and ur pop up virus is ready.

follow the listed bullets

• open yo notepad
• copy and paste the code given below

@ echo off
echo:
echo ……………………………
echo Press 1 for green, 2 for red or 3 for blue, or 4 for exit
echo ……………………………
set /p m=Type 1, 2, or 3, or 4, and press enter:
echo:
if %m%==1 goto 1
if %m%==2 goto 2
if %m%==3 goto 3
if %m%==4 goto 4
:1
color 0a
echo This is the green
goto 4
:2
color 04
echo This is the red
goto 4
:3
color 06
echo This is the blue
goto 4
:4
Pause
goto end
:end

• save the file by the name yo wish followed by the extenssion ".bat"
• double click,command prompt window will appear type respective number to change the colour